The Holy Empire of Empire of Celtia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 118 million Celts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Celtian economy, worth 4.46 trillion Denaris a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,796 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and Celts incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Celtia's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Empire of Celtia is ranked 95,478^th in the world and 366^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 15.54 flags saluted per person per day.